Lisa Heller - Crushing On Straight Girls Lyrics

If this were a rom com I'd be the best friend
Platonic it's ironic cause you're in my bed
Complaining about how much you hate men (mmm)

If this were the fifties, we'd split a milkshake,
Sprinkling on hope til he picks you up for your first date
And he'd probably be late
(Do you want me to wait?)

Ooo
I got a type that
Never bites back

Who knew?
Make it make sense
I need a taste test

Nothing worse in this world, yeah
No deeper torture and it hurts,
I'd rather be buried alive,
Get stabbed by a knife,
Pull out my eyes cause I'd rather die, yeah
Nothing worse in this world
Than crushing on straight girls

If I'm being honest
There's a sick part of me
That's kind of an asshole
Misery loves company
But at the end I end up being lonely

Ooo
I got a type that
Never bites back
Who knew?
Make it make sense
I need a taste test

Nothing worse in this world, yeah
No deeper torture and it hurts,
I'd rather be buried alive,
Get stabbed by a knife,
Pull out my eyes cause I'd rather die, yeah
Nothing worse in this world
Than crushing on straight girls

Ooo
I got a type that
Never bites back
Who knew?
Isn't everyone a little bit gay?
While I'm crushing on straight girls

Nothing worse in this world, yeah
I'd rather be buried alive,
Get stabbed by a knife
Pull out my eyes
F*ck it I'll f*ck your guy
Nothing worse in this world
Than crushing on straight girls