When I used to breathe without my heart I met a varmint
And now I think I'm seeing him again
He didn't warn me I would have to crawl around
I mostly have forgiven him for this
Ding dong, ding dong
I put something in his mail slot
I'm sprinting from the door so I'll be gone in time
Something I know keeps me scared of what he'll do to me
He's true to me but everything's a lie
How could I not hate it now
Put it back where it was
Do you think you killed me now
Darling, I'm not kidding now
Put it back where it was
Darling, you're a pretty clown
Way up from the aerie, always knew that I would love you
With no desire to take off all my clothes
And perhaps one day, I'll forget and fall again
As if I was not betrayed or left alone
Ding dong, ding dong
I put something in his mail slot
I'm sprinting from the door so I'll be gone in time
Something I know keeps me scared of what he'll do to me
He's true to me but everything's a lie
How could I not hate it now
Put it back where it was
Do you think you killed me now
Darling, I'm not kidding now
Put it back where it was
Darling, you're a pretty clown
Thought a crown would suit him nicely
I thought a crown would suit him nicely
The dead belief in noble varmint
I'll leave the door alone cause it's not worthy
I cant remember what he looked like
I know he had wings and antennae, restrained by chains
That poor man- I think I'd marry him
Kiss him someday
He's no man, or so he'll say
Or so he'll say
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong