What the hell is going on out here
Where are my cows
This a country classic
Farmer johnson
Lives in Wisconsin
Got a lot of oxen
Thanks to the birds
He's outta options
Some may blame the martians
The birds better be careful
With the hydrocarbons
Hope the car runs
The birds leave no crumbs
The birds don't have real lungs
Got a stomachache
Give lil waxi some tums
Birds aren't
(Be quiet)
Farmer Johnson
The birds have ruined lives
To hide what the government has done
They messed up
Gotta get out my old pump
Never mess lil waxi
You'll see what's up