Yo, yo it's Lil Rilo
On this beat that I made
Bitches say I got a dick bigger than a silo
Rappin' so slick, man, call me Lil Rilo
Kick you in the dick so hard you hit a high note
Leave you so pale people think you're albino
Yeah my dick's bigger than yours, I know
Satisfy bitches, when they cum I go
When I slide in the DM's they don't want it slow
Cause I give a good time, they lose all control
Got bitches on my dick 24/7
Pussy so good, mistakin' it for heaven
Rate me out of ten, they say I'm an eleven
Here's a piece of gossip, yo I f*cked your bitch, Kevin
Always use a condom when I'm getting down and dirty
I don't want every known STD at age thirty
Considering I get so much sex my dick's hurting
But that don't stop me going up to bitches and flirting
Bitches say I got a dick bigger than a silo
Rappin' so slick, man, call me Lil Rilo
Kick you in the dick so hard you hit a high note
Leave you so pale people think you're albino
If you've ever met a girl chances are I've f*cked her
Unless she's underage, cause I'm not a pedo cunt (urgh)
But the point was there's not a day I don't get f*cked
Or sucked, or stuck nutting
In a slut while she's bucking
On my cock, we're just mucking
Around, till she's f*ckin' my a
What? I didn't write that part, I'm not gay
I like a decent chick-flick, but that's no license to say
That I'm gay, that's not the way I sway, cause I'm straight
Listen
Bitches say I got a dick bigger than a silo
Rappin' so slick, man, call me Lil Rilo
Kick you in the dick so hard you hit a high note
Leave you so pale people think you're albino
Maybe this is all an act
And I would really love to have a girlfriend
Maybe just because I'm packed
Doesn't mean I wanna f*ck to no end
Maybe what I'm really craving isn't just sex
But something with more meaning
Maybe I need somebody to kiss
With real love and we can share our feelings
But wait! Girls nag, and they always spend your money
On expensive handbags, even if they're f*ckin' ugly
Man they'll dictate your behaviour, say goodbye to your freedom
F*ck getting a girlfriend, stick with sex and then I'll leave em
Yo
Bitches say I got a dick bigger than a silo
Rappin' so slick, man, call me Lil Rilo
Kick you in the dick so hard you hit a high note
Leave you so pale people think you're albino
Yeah my dick's bigger than yours, I know
Satisfy bitches, when they cum I go
When I slide in the DM's they don't want it slow
Cause I give a good time, they lose all control
Yo Brendan, what the f*ck, man? I was only joking the other night, I'm not actually gay
You can't write that into my song, we're not keeping that part, are we?