What's chizzle my dizzle
Mrs. Frizzle called to lemme know these beats finna sizzle
Hittin up the club saturday night
The drinks good and this beats hella tight
I find this girl and we go in my car
Oh dang i didn't think I'd get this far
We park in an empty parkin lot
Turn on some tunes god damn she's hot (Ay)
Just when I'm boutta down and dirty
I remember the one thing Roderick Pierce said to me and that is:
"Why have sex when you can just go bowling?"
Turned on the car slammed on the gas (Ay)
There ain't no way she gonna show me her ass (Ay)
She keep complainin girl can't you see
Get out my car, yo, abstinence is key
She told me we don't need protection (What)
It's best to cover your erections
Instead of smashin them girls and risking your well being
Just play some smash with the boys, no more girls i be seein
STD, an anomaly
Abstinence is key, gotta stay safe from the unwanted pregnancies
Why have sex? It's a mess
Suppress the urge to want to undress
Stay blessed
ABSTINENCE IS KEY
(It's always funky to cage that monkey)
ABSTINENCE IS KEY
(And you can be gay too just don't pull a freddie mercury)
ABSTINENCE IS KEY
(I main meta knight in smash bros)
ABSTINENCE IS KEY
(Yo pull up that chorus again jamie)