Its country boi beef ya'll know I run it
Herding my cattle since the 50's I've done it
I like to milk my goats and give my pigs oats
Cock-a-doodle-doo goes the chicken
Tell him get in the pen or you'll get a lickin
I harvest the cotton and I harvest the wheat
Spray insect repellent full of deet
Grabbin that can and I say yeet
But I want to die just like aunt sally so end me and set me free and you will see the end of me
But it's still a country boi anthem i'm singin
A redneck lullaby perfect for the weekends
When your gazing at a cow
And you just wanna plow some dirt
Hear a coyote so I grab my shotty
Oops not a coyote I just shot somebody
Oh crap I gotta hide that body
Dragged it into the house and into my cellar
Later that night my wife kept naggin
So I beat my son