Speak up for minorities, be outraged, full of scorn
Take offence at child abuse, unless the child is unborn
Signal all your virtues, be inclusive and be kind
Feel bad about yourself, feel guilty if you're white
Reverse racism, sack the pale males
See the oppressors rotting in the jails
Masculine toxicity, patriarcal hierarchy
Name-call whistleblow that Baby Boomer bloke
Social justice floats our boat
We're woke!
Pushing back the tide of systemic bias
We are self-righteous, striving for the highest
Celebrate diversity, aim for equal pay
Check your privilege and only buy fair trade
Dominate the media, generate a rumour
Ban books from Dr Suess, outlaw humour
Cancel the comedians; they are dangerous folk
We really cannot take a joke
We're woke!
Ban all hate speech, marxist police state
Bully and intimidate, vaccine mandate
Left leaning radicals, progressive liberals
Standing up for principles, ideology in schools
Truth is merely relative, base it on emotion
Rewrite the narrative, be outspoken
Control the propaganda with a famous quote
Control elections so democracy is broke
We're sliding down a slippery slope
We're woke!
Proud and progressive, wave the rainbow banner
Eco-friendly, try to save the planet
We don't want more babies, cos we gotta save the globe
No more happy families, don't be a transphobe
We tell you how to vote, we tell you what to think
We help you change your mind, with our Koolaid drink
Get a new identity, choose your destiny
Mutilate your body, pick a pronoun that's bespoke
We tell you how to live, shove it down your throat
We're woke!