Sitting here with my guitar fingers stiff as stone
Trying to write a song but arthritis won't leave me alone
Fell down the stairs once should've been a goner
But I'm still here groovin like a zombie rocker
I'm gonna be off to the care home at this rate
But I'll keep on strummin' it's my rock 'n' roll fate
Missed my f*ckin social security bills pilin' high
But I'll keep on jammin' till the day I die
Oh the struggles of a rockstar life's a twisted thread
With every riff and lyric hanging by a shred
Losing my hearing shitting my pants
Who need's adult diapers when you hear the crowd chant
Every chord I play sends tremors down my spine
But I won't let old age stop me from making music mine
A life of drugs and STD's they've taken their toll
But where the f*ck is Dio and Lemmy while I rock n roll?
I'm gonna be off to the care home at this rate
But I'll keep on strummin' it's my rock 'n' roll fate
Missed my f*ckin social security bills pilin' high
But I'll keep on jammin' till the day I die
Oh the struggles of a rockstar life's a twisted thread
With every riff and lyric hanging by a shred
Losing my hearing shitting my pants
Who need's adult diapers when you hear the crowd chant
Young to be Young to be Young
Ow that really f*ckin hurt my hands senile and old
Nurse told me I have Parkinson's but a heart full of gold
Gonna write my will where demons dwell
I'll keep on singing till the final bell
Oh the struggles of a rockstar life's a twisted thread
With every riff and lyric hanging by a shred
Losing my hearing shitting my pants
Who need's adult diapers when you hear the crowd chant
Oh the tales of a rockstar a living fossil by name
With every song and scream I blame it on the cocaine
Just pissed myself that is the sign gonna check out with this line