The most important thing we've learned, The most important thing we've learned, So far as children are concerned, Is never, NEVER, NEVER let Them near your television set Or better still, just don't install The idiotic thing at all. Never Ever Let Them Never Ever Let Them Ooh Ooh Never Ever Let Them It rots the senses in the mind! It kills Imagination dead! It clogs and clutters up the mind! It makes a child so dull and blind! So Dull So Dull ! He can no Longer understand A fairytale and a fairyland! A Fairyland a Fairyland! His brain becomes as soft as cheese! His powers of thinking rust and freeze! He cannot think he only sees! He only Sees He only Sees Regarding little Mike Teavee, We very much regret that we Shall simply have to wait and see If we can get him back his height. But if we can't it serves him right."