The Andy Milonakis Show Original Air Dates: 2005 (Comedy Central) I rock peas on my head but dont call me a pea head. Beas on my head but dont call me a bee head. Bruce Lees on my head but dont call me a Lee head. Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed. You wear name brands and I make my own clothing. I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing. I hate myself. Pancake on my face makes me extra happy. I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy. Cause its my show you cant tell me what to do. When life hands me lemons I make beef stew. So yo I gotta go, its time for me to rock it. I put baloney in my left pocket. Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket . Cause its my show Im Andy Milonakis. Its my show Im Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis. Its my show Im Andy Milonakis.