Its time for Animaniacs And were zany to the max So just sit back and relax Youll laugh til you collapse Were Animaniacs! Come join the Warner Brothers & the Warner Sister, Dot Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot. They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught But we break loose and then vamoose And now you know the plot! Were Animaniacs! Dot is cute and Yakko yaks. Wakko packs away the snacks While Bill Clinton plays the sax. (or Weve got wisecracks by the stacks.) (or We pay tons of income tax.) Were Animaniacs! Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe. (or Meet Ralph & Dr Scratchansniff; say hi to Hello Nurse.) Goodfeathers flock together; Slappy whacks em with her purse. Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse. The writers flipped; we have no script Why bother to rehearse? Cast: Were Animaniacs! We have pay-or-play contracts. Were zany to the max. Theres baloney in our slacks. Were Animanie, totally insaney Cast: Animaniacs! Those are the facts!