All That Glitters Original Air Dates: April 1977 - July 1977 (Syndicated) One morning the Lord she woke up to say I feel like I wanna be creative today So by virtue of the power I've invested in me I'll make the Heaven, Earth and the deep blue sea. Things that swim, fly, walk by, creep and crawl Now I better make someone to name them all. Yes, a human was needed in the neighborhood So the Lord made woman, and it was good. She said the Garden of Eden's no place to be alone So from the rib of the madame came Adam full grown. As time went by this groom and bride Followed the instructions, and multiplied. She's hunt, he'd cook, she'd work, he'd play While she administered the government, he crocheyed. She wore the male, he wore the veil Her head was crowned, his feet were bound He concubined and walked behind She was, to pardon th _expression, the mastermind. So is it any wonder that the men complain When from the dawn of time it's been a woman's domain.