(The Mermaid) (Jaime Ignacio Penunuri) Peer International Corp. (BMI). All Rights Reserved. Used by permission. When I was diving in the bottom of the ocean I fell in love with the most beautiful of mermaids. I was without a doubt the happiest human being And we married at the beaches of Caleta. Nine uneventful months passed But near the thirteenth month She fell gravely ill. We had a baby mermaid Just a year after we married He had the face of an angel And the tail of a fish. One morning, some shark soldiers Brought me to Neptunes court I was accused of eating the mermaid for breakfast On Good Friday. As no one believed my story I was sent off to be shot When all of a sudden my mermaid appears And tells the whole truth. We had a baby mermaid Just a year after we married He had the face of an angel And the tail of a fish.