Shes got the kind of look that defies gravity Shes the greatest cook And shes fat free Shes been to private school And she speaks perfect French Shes got the perfect friends Oh isnt she cool She practices Tai Chi She'd never lose her nerve She's more than you deserve She's just far better than me Hey, hey So dont bother I wont die of deception I promise you wont ever see me cry Dont feel sorry And don't bother Ill be fine But shes waiting The ring you gave to her will lose its shine So dont bother, be unkind Im sure she doesnt know How to touch you like I would I beat her at that one good Dont you think so? She's almost six feet tall She must think I'm a flea Im really a cat you see And it's not my last life at all Hey, hey So don't bother I won't die of deception I promise you won't ever see me cry Don't feel sorry Don't bother Ill be fine But she's waiting The ring you gave to her will lose its shine So dont bother, be unkind For you, I'd give up all I own And move to a communist country If you came with me, of course And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you And lose those pounds, and learn about football If it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't So don't bother, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine Promise you won't ever see me cry And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type Promise you won't ever see me cry Dont bother, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine Promise you wont ever see me cry And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type Promise you won't ever see me cry