Uh oh, Dolly's gone on down to see her landlord
Dolly cannot pay the price that she owed
She's out here taking tokens on the streets
Burlesque? We all inquired, Dolly said it's the best
But it's time to get all of our beauty rest
Except for Dolly, she's in someone's bed!
Dolly dolly dolly, isn't it a folly
How did you get into this situation?
Call-y call-y callin', think that she's a-fallin'
How do we punish this abomination?
We'll put her in the kitchen, on house arrest
I'm playing house, wish you the best
Oh no, I think Dolly's bangin' her own landlord
We assumed she paid back all that she owed
Oh Jesus Christ, our Dolly's such a slut!
Don't fret, we haven't even done anything just yet
When she's knocked up how could anyone forget
The whore leaving her baby at the door
Dolly dolly dolly, isn't it a folly
How did you get into this situation?
Call-y call-y callin', think that she's a-fallin'
How do we punish this abomination?
We'll put her in the kitchen, on house arrest
I'm playing house, wish you the best
What a desperate piece of plastic
Out groveling on hands and knees
No one will give her a penny
But prostitution's sure to please
Dolly dolly dolly, isn't it a folly
How did you get into this situation?
Call-y call-y callin', think that she's a-fallin'
How do we punish this abomination?
We'll put her in the kitchen, on house arrest
I'm playing house, wish you the best
I'm playing house, wish you the best