You said you're only human
Well, I'm human too
A human would never do something as awful as you
You ignore the look in those eyes
You force your hand between the thighs
Any callout, you act surprised
They take your side
You said it was a reward
But it was a punishment
We say, "there goes Dick Headman!"
Dick Headman, oh oh
We say, "there goes Dick Headman!"
Dick Headman, oh oh
Not a reward but a punishment
You knew it, you took what you wanted
You value placing service out of any other one's control
When life was put in your hands, you saw it as a goal
Maybe for you it was a reward
But it was a punishment
I said your name's Dick Headman!
Dick Headman, oh oh
Who are you? Dick Headman!
Dick Headman, oh oh
Not a reward but a punishment
You knew it, you took what you wanted
An older mentor, a helping hand
In the studio, can't quite stand
A track that's tainted
And when you're backstage at the show
I hope to hell you know
How much f*cking air that you have wasted
Maybe it felt like a reward
But when you look in the mirror it should feel like a punishment
You look and see Dick Headman!
Dick Headman, oh oh
F*ck you, Dick Headman!
Dick Headman, oh oh
Well look at you, Dick Headman!
Dick Headman, oh oh
You're just Dick Headman!
Dick Headman, oh oh
Not a reward but a punishment
You knew it, you took what you wanted