[ Featuring and the World Famous Few ]
If you're looking for somebody who can fix your car
Or you want to meet a fellow at the local bar
Or if you're not sure what you're hoping to find
I can't change your oil, but I can change your mind
If you're looking for a fellow who can build you a table
I cannot do it I am not able
But if you don't care that I'm not that kind
I can't change your oil, but I can change your mind
I never was much for a good skinned knuckle
Never liked getting greasy
Never liked doing real hard work. I always liked taking it easy
If you're looking for somebody who's gonna admire you
And never, never, ever hit you
Might even inspire you
And if you don't expect me to walk around blind
I can't change your oil, but I can change your mind
