'Sitting with my legs uncrossed
My arms across my chest
Across the room
The logs all crossed go crack'
Sings lightly Chester Hume
'Swung me down to the parlor store
To buy a couple
Hand me downer shoes
But when I got there saw
To my surprise, Geruth'
Geruth! Geruth! The Solemn Jester
Ignorant as both to fester
Whistled such a lively tune
As such was 'Perry Moon'
'Hey, lo! Buy these boots for Marie!
How she loves a buckle fairly!'
'Fair I'm sure and fair enough!'
Ejected Chester Hume!
Geruth, such a friend of Chester
Chistous, but a solemn jester
Bought a pair of amoured boots
But sold them to the moon