Sitting at the bar with an ice cold lager
People talk to me but I don't wanna bother
In my own world and feeling numb
I'm acting blind and deaf and dumb
I ask the bartender to gimme a glass full
And I turn my head towards the swinging in door
I saw a girl walk in and she wasn't bashful
And by her looks I didn't know what I was in for
Cowboy boots with skin-tight ripped Levi's
She took the whole bar by complete surprise
Red checkered shirt tied up at her belly
She turned my insides into jelly
Man Oh Man my tongue is tied
That girl has got me hypnotised
Where the hell am I and what am i doing?
She gave me whiplash my head needs rescrewing
WHIPLASH when she passes by
WHIPLASH I'm gonna cry
WHIPLASH Gotta bite my knuckle
WHIPLASH man that girl is trouble
She walked past me and made me blush
She turned my belly into mush
Her blue eyes; red lips made my heart flutter
She caused my heart to melt like butter
She moved in slow motion or so it seemed
It was an entrance made for the movie screen
The moment froze; it felt so mysterious
My body and mind were going delirious
Was she real or did I drink too many?
Sheesh that girl was good and plenty
Did I just witness pure perfection?
She filled my soul with some love injection
Man Oh Man my tongue is tied
That girl has got me hypnotised
Where the hell am I and what am i doing?
She gave me whiplash my head needs rescrewing
WHIPLASH when she passes by
WHIPLASH I'm gonna cry
WHIPLASH Gotta bite my knuckle
WHIPLASH man that girl is trouble
Was she real? I think i forgot my name
That blue-eyed cowgirl is to blame
Can't feel my fingers or my face
She sends my brain to outer space
Man Oh Man! my tongue is tied
That girl has got me hypnotised
Where the hell am I and what am i doing?
She gave me whiplash my head needs rescrewing
WHIPLASH when she passes by
WHIPLASH I'm gonna cry
WHIPLASH Gotta bite my knuckle
WHIPLASH man that girl is trouble