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The IRS is coming after Santa
For the many years of tax he didn't pay
The IRS ain't playing games with Santa
They're taking him to jail on Christmas Day
Oh Santa Claus
He's got tax troubles too
Clearly needs a North Pole CPA
Oh Santa Claus
What's he gonna do
When he's stuck inside a jail on Christmas Day
Santa was selected for an audit
Didn't report his hefty bonus pay
His numbers and books just didn't add up doggone it
So they garnished all his wages and seized his sleigh
Oh Santa Claus
He's got tax troubles too
Can't deliver presents from the slammer
Oh Santa Claus
What's he gonna do
For Old St. Nick they're bringing down the hammer
Santa made lots of write offs and deductions
And for years ignored the estimates he had to pay
And now he'll face financial destruction
And Christmas as we know it is going away
Oh Santa Claus
He's got tax troubles too
His North Pole accounting's gone astray
Oh Santa Claus
What's he gonna do
Got a mugshot with the reindeer and his sleigh
Cause they're taking him to jail on Christmas Day
