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Chester Peabody star of the the stage
Held the greatest shows of his age
With a swish of his wand
A pride of dangerous lions was gone
And the roar of the crowd rumbled on and on and on
Chester Peabody, Chester Peabody was a big star
Chester Peabody lived for the thrill
To impress the world with his skill
With his cape and his top hat
He'd turn an elephant into a cat
And he'd bow to the crowd and exclaim
Well what do you think of that
Chester Peabody, Chester Peabody was a big star
But then suddenly
He disappeared
And the crowd they all recoiled in fear
He vanished into a puff like a cartoon
Could the show really be over so soon
Chester Peabody where did you go
Chester Peabody we'd like to know
We'd like the show to go on today
Chester Peabody gone for much too long
Let the crowd buzz with fear like something went wrong
Then the lights began to flash
Bright confetti exploded with a smash
Around the faint silhouette of a star with a curly mustache
Through the fog, a shadow emerged
Could it be somebody, oh yes
It was the great, grandiose magnificent Chester Peabody
