Turning f*cking water into wine
Keeps on coming back when he dies
Sermons that he spits are f*ckin' hits
Jesus is the motherf*cking shit
He fed a f*ckton of people with just one fish
And after dinner that night he took a holy shit
He is the boss
He likes to floss
He never gets lost
And he died on the cross
Oh your secretary booked you a very special massage