Wow, ooh, wow
Ooh, wow, ooh, wow
Ooh, wow
I think I am the hottest daddy at the party, god damn
Watch me shake that ass like a calabash
I see it in his eyes, he can't handle that
Thinking I'm the prize in his Cracker Jacks
I'm making him melt like candle wax
He stepped to me at the bar
He said that he liked my hair
I didn't want to be rude
He was trying so hard
So I'm like, whatever, sure
We can do these shots, why not?
I'ma let you buy me these drinks, lots
He's asking me where I live
I'm like, "far away, mister, real real far"
I don't got time for that hullabaloo
I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you
You should go back over there with your crew
And he's all, "nah, man, what we gon' do?"
You wanna dance but ain't got no rhythm
Tell me, how will this transition to kissin'?
He's all smitten as if the plot thickens, nuh-uh
Read my lips, listen up
I'm sweet but I'm deadly
Just like Coca-Cola
I'm hotter than a hot spring
Hotter than Bikram Yoga
Boy, come try your luck, four leaf clover
If you ain't got no swag, then this conversation's over
You wanna get to know me
Wanna be my homie
I just came to party
Not here for you, boy
You should watch what you're sayin'
'Cause your mouth is crazy
Got me acting shady
And feeling real coy
You're trying so hard and it really shows
You say I'm fit, hmm, thanks, I already know
I'm sorry, well not really
But you and me will never be
That's the way that it goes
I wanna ki and I don't mean bumps
I mean kiki, wanna shake my
Really wanna chill in cuts, sip these cups
Turn around for what? Not you, bruh bruh
I kiss boys but it's just for stunts
I'm not givin' them what they want
Nah, he's a dimwit dunce
I'm a big city boy and a real real cunt
I don't wanna have to be a primadonna
But you talk a whack game, like lulz, oh my god
I wish you'd go away, abracadabra
Princess Kitana, Kamekameha
You can't get up on my radar
I think you need to go to a swag seminar
All up in my ear talkin' blase blah
Blah, I don't want none, nah
Dudes wanna holla, I'm skeptical
'Cause I'm really rare, like the best of all
I wanna know, can you let them good times roll?
Like if I throw it in the air can you catch 'em all?
Ball's in my court, that's typical
Checkin' up on me, physical
My aura, my vibe is so mystical
If you could bag me, that's a miracle
You wanna get to know me
Wanna be my homie
I just came to party
Not here for you, boy
You should watch what you're saying
'Cause your mouth is crazy
Got me acting shady
And feeling real coy
You're trying so hard and it really shows
You say I'm fit, hmm, thanks, I already know
I'm sorry, well not really
But you and me will never be
That's the way that it goes
You ain't catchin' nothin'
But you keep throwin' these lines out
I think you need to practice shuttin' your mouth
You're swimming upstream just to get to me
But I don't think we have a chemistry
You wanna get to know me
Wanna be my homie
I just came to party
Not here for you, boy
You should watch what you're saying
'Cause your mouth is crazy
Got me acting shady
And feeling real coy