Lazyboy - Are You Qualified? Lyrics

Do you consider yourself intelligent?
Are you ready to go all the way?
Are you married?
How do you rank yourself?
Are you punctual?
When do you think you will have kids?
Have you ever had a nervous breakdown?
Do you find yourself mentally stable?
How do you deal with pressure?
Do you find yourself qualified for life?

You know you´ll be you
And I'll be me
Thank god for individuality

Do you consider yourself ready for life?

You know you´ll be you
And I'll be me
Thank god for individuality

Don´t lie
Don´t kill
Don´t smoke
Don´t run
Don´t yell
Don´t panic
Don´t steal
Don´t cry
Don´t die
Don´t act
Don´t drink
Don´t stumble
Don´t hate
Don´t bitch
Don´t cheat
Don´t fake

Remember to separate all your kitchen garbage
And turn the water off when you brush your teeth
Only buy organic food

Get a gay friend preferably with a different color
Than your own

You be you
I´ll be me
Its individuality

In a way are you qualified?

You be you
I´ll be me
Its individuality

Are you qualified for life?

You have a choice of believing in
JV
Allah
Buddha
Goya
Uranus
Zeus
Coronus
Mattes
Apollo
Aries
Athena
Althea
Fall
Odem
Just to name a few

Get married
Get hitched
Get loved
Get gold
Get cleaver
Get big
Get lucky
Get rich
Get humble
Get good
Get free
Get real
Get food
Get water
Get sleep
Get sex

Are you qualified?

You be you
I´ll be me
Its individuality

Are you qualified?

You be you
I´ll be me
Its individuality

Are you qualified for life?
Yeah
Are you qualified for life?
Are you qualified for life?

Are you qualified?

You be you
I´ll be me
Its individuality

Are you qualified?

You be you
I´ll be me
Its individuality

Do you find yourself qualified for life???