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I'm sitting here biting my tongue
A little honesty is half the fun
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They say every dog will have its day
Don't know about canines
But this dog wanna have his say
Go open up that big fat mouth
Our little union will be heading south
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That poor clueless bastard looks a little like me
Sittin in that church pew
Monkey suite a quarter after three
That tubby little priest is gonna ask you now
If there's dissension let them speak right now
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Don't ask , don't tell
That's how I feel
Always said and always will
You're the one I'm most likely to kill
If there's anyone not happy here
There's an exit sign to the rear
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I'm sitting here biting my tongue
One little push and let's start the fun
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