I hate comics, they suck the big one,
I long for the day when marvel is long gone,
Comics are for pre-pubescent moronic slime
Who've got nothing better to do with their time,
The one I most hate is Superman,
An underpant wearing flying phallic gland,
On Krypton he collects his strength and girth,
I wish he'd been aborted at birth,
I hate Dan Dare and the Mekon with no hair,
They live in space,
I wish they'd stay up there, stupid comics full of space ships,
I'd rather read a magazine full of gardening tips,
Batman and Robin help people out a tight spot,
Batman and Robin so f*cking what,
They live in Gotham, what do they want, a clap?
If they lived in Bradford they'd still be crap,
Swamp thing I really do despair,
Looks like a marshmallow with seaweed of hair,
What kind of hero is that supposed to be,
A walking giant sea anemone,
Come and join me in the human race,
Where there's no super heroes in cartoon space
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I hate comics, they suck the big one,
I long for the day when marvel is long gone,
Comics are for pre-pubescent moronic slime
Who've got nothing better to do with their time,
The one I most hate is Superman,
An underpant wearing flying phallic gland,
On Krypton he collects his strength and girth,
I wish he'd been aborted at birth,
I hate Dan Dare and the Mekon with no hair,
They live in space,
I wish they'd stay up there, stupid comics full of space ships,
I'd rather read a magazine full of gardening tips,
Batman and Robin help people out a tight spot,
Batman and Robin so f*cking what,
They live in Gotham, what do they want, a clap?
If they lived in Bradford they'd still be crap,
Swamp thing I really do despair,
Looks like a marshmallow with seaweed of hair,
What kind of hero is that supposed to be,
A walking giant sea anemone,
Come and join me in the human race,
Where there's no super heroes in cartoon space
I long for the day when marvel is long gone,
Comics are for pre-pubescent moronic slime
Who've got nothing better to do with their time,
The one I most hate is Superman,
An underpant wearing flying phallic gland,
On Krypton he collects his strength and girth,
I wish he'd been aborted at birth,
I hate Dan Dare and the Mekon with no hair,
They live in space,
I wish they'd stay up there, stupid comics full of space ships,
I'd rather read a magazine full of gardening tips,
Batman and Robin help people out a tight spot,
Batman and Robin so f*cking what,
They live in Gotham, what do they want, a clap?
If they lived in Bradford they'd still be crap,
Swamp thing I really do despair,
Looks like a marshmallow with seaweed of hair,
What kind of hero is that supposed to be,
A walking giant sea anemone,
Come and join me in the human race,
Where there's no super heroes in cartoon space