The human took my brand new play thing
They put it away under lock and key
The human said that it wasn't made for me
Let me have it, let me have it, let me have it
They won't let me scratch on the couch or carpet
They only let me scratch on my cat tree
But I don't care that it wasn't made for me
Let me have it, let me have it, let me have it
The human bought me a brand new play thing
A treat and some catnip in a ball
But suddenly I don't want to play at all
I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it
I wait 'til the human has gone to bed then
I bounce like a wild child off the wall
They say "come to bed" but I'm not sleepy at all
I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it
My human is more than just a play thing
And I know how to entertain myself
I've got lots of toys but I want what's on the shelf
Let me have it, let me have it, let me have it
I trust in my human to always love me
There's one thing I'll ask for just in case
At the end of the day give me kisses on my face
Let me have it, let me have it, let me have it
But don't forget, kitties own the human race
Let me have it, let me have it, let me have it