I haven't written a tender love song in at least four or five days
It's a record I'm very proud of in many many ways
More than you could know, more than you could count if you were able
If I told you what I really wanted to you'd probably be pissed
If I told you who I've been talking to your name'd probably be missed
I don't care what you're saying to me, what you're saying to me
I don't care if it's bothering you that I want to be free
I have every right to be an asshole. It's time I let myself feel good
I have every right to be happy, even if it means I'm happy without you
So if I ask you not to call me eighteen times a day
Can you understand my reasoning
I'm not trying to hurt your feelings
I'm not trying to be a jerk
I'm pleading
I don't care what you're saying to me, what you're saying to me
I don't care if it's bothering you that I want to be free
I have every right to be an asshole
It's time I let myself feel good
I have every right to be happy even if it means I'm happy without you
I have every right to be an asshole
I have every right to be an asshole