Laura's Invention - Modern Girl Lyrics

I had a bunch of pictures
I put them in a frame
You thought you saw competition
For that I'm held to blame
I put the thing up on the wall next to my desk at work
I had to stop and check up on things and all the sudden I get called a jerk

You know me about as well as an amnesia patient knows herself
And I think you're alright when you're somewhere else

I found you in the car lot
Big frown on blowing smoke
You made me ask for like an hour
Then I thought it was a joke

You can find the answer just as quick as I can drain the ocean from a driftwood stick
And I think you're alright when you don't make me sick

You're a modern girl in this modern world
Do you think it's cool how you hate your school
You don't break rules
I would be a fool not to laugh

You can love me about as well as a 400 pound hooker with a chastity belt
I think it's alright that you like yourself but taking your side seems bad for my health
If I had a heart like the liberty bell you'd crack it through the middle of my selfish self
And I think it's alright if you just go to hell