There's a sleepy cowboy
He's lost in the desert without a clue
He really wants a Mountain Dew
But there's no soda in the west
So he's now depressed
His lady left him for
Sleazy little waitress
Jokes on her though
'Cause the waitress is his mistress
There's a sleepy cowboy
He's lost in the desert without a clue
He really wants a Mountain Dew
But there's no soda in the west
So he's now depressed
His lady left him for
Sleazy little waitress
Jokes on her though
'Cause the waitress is his mistress
He gives no f*cks
He doesn't care enough
He gets himself in trouble
And gets down on the double
He gets in gun fights and he knocks out the lights
This cowboy just doesn't give any f*cks, not enough
There's a sleepy cowboy
He's lost in the desert without a clue
He really wants a Mountain Dew
But there's no soda in the west
So he's now depressed
And he doesn't give any f*cks