There's an old man mowing the lawn in a top hat
He's such a badass and I could not have guessed that
He sits on his porch and watches the cars below
And he just doesn't know or gives a f*ck, who does know
He was in Vietnam and he killed a bunch of communists
Now he shoots at the birds who are trying to make a mess
He makes a mess
Bring it down
I don't know what the point of this song is
Its about an old man who mows the lawn I guess it is
But I don't know what to do so go catch a fish
Go fish
Yep