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Laughable Leonard - Santa's Crew Lyrics



Laughable Leonard - Santa's Crew Lyrics




Laugh Leonard
The fans have been saying these songs are getting too wimpy
Oh really? He-he-he-heh (Hey)

Still don't really know what I've been trying to do
But yeah I'm real, here I'm new, I'm part of Santa's crew
But the elves don't like what we used to to
Ran away but not today, I'm finding all of you

To the north pole, parole
I'm sold, solid gold
Riddle me this, Chris Kringle got trolled
I'm a goofball, what can I say?
Laughable Leonard is here to stay

Security impurity was surely an obscurity
Chow chow down, milk n' cookies all around
Assuredly referring to and learning all the earning
Chow chow down, milk n' cookies all around
Yeah, the elves themselves know well, don't tell I
Chow chow down, milk n' cookies all around
Come back to me, the factory is actively disastering
Chow chow down, milk n' cookies all around

(Initiate advanced security)
(Ha-ha-ha)
Still don't really know what I've been trying to do
But yeah I'm real, here I'm new, I'm part of Santa's crew
But the elves don't like what we used to to
Ran away but not today, I'm finding all of you

Yeah santa knows, I know
You know, we know
Aw, fiddlesticks, I'm getting cold in the snow
Been a couple days since the elves were gone
You can only hide from us for so long

So long, nonagon, gotta turn the oven on
Assimilate the heat before Santa goes to Lebanon
Agent Orange, elf absorbent, Santa's feeling quite abhorrent
Breaking news, stinky shoes, these are a few of my favorite clues
Rudolph broke the Geneva Convention
Dasher double homicide with no mention
Blitzen has a truck with a phony inspection
These are the crimes that get no attention

Security impurity was surely an obscurity
Chow chow down, milk n' cookies all around
Assuredly referring to and learning all the earning
Chow chow down, milk n' cookies all around
Yeah, the elves themselves know well, don't tell I
Chow chow down, milk n' cookies all around
Come back to me, the factory is actively disastering
Chow chow down, milk n' cookies all around

Still don't really know what I've been trying to do
But yeah I'm real, here I'm new, I'm part of Santa's crew
But the elves don't like what we used to to
Ran away but not today, I'm finding all of you (Ha-ha-ha-ha)

Still don't really know what I've been trying to do
But yeah I'm real, here I'm new, I'm part of Santa's crew
But the elves don't like what we used to to
Ran away but not today, I'm finding all of you (Ha-ha-ha)
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English

Laugh Leonard
The fans have been saying these songs are getting too wimpy
Oh really? He-he-he-heh (Hey)

Still don't really know what I've been trying to do
But yeah I'm real, here I'm new, I'm part of Santa's crew
But the elves don't like what we used to to
Ran away but not today, I'm finding all of you

To the north pole, parole
I'm sold, solid gold
Riddle me this, Chris Kringle got trolled
I'm a goofball, what can I say?
Laughable Leonard is here to stay

Security impurity was surely an obscurity
Chow chow down, milk n' cookies all around
Assuredly referring to and learning all the earning
Chow chow down, milk n' cookies all around
Yeah, the elves themselves know well, don't tell I
Chow chow down, milk n' cookies all around
Come back to me, the factory is actively disastering
Chow chow down, milk n' cookies all around

(Initiate advanced security)
(Ha-ha-ha)
Still don't really know what I've been trying to do
But yeah I'm real, here I'm new, I'm part of Santa's crew
But the elves don't like what we used to to
Ran away but not today, I'm finding all of you

Yeah santa knows, I know
You know, we know
Aw, fiddlesticks, I'm getting cold in the snow
Been a couple days since the elves were gone
You can only hide from us for so long

So long, nonagon, gotta turn the oven on
Assimilate the heat before Santa goes to Lebanon
Agent Orange, elf absorbent, Santa's feeling quite abhorrent
Breaking news, stinky shoes, these are a few of my favorite clues
Rudolph broke the Geneva Convention
Dasher double homicide with no mention
Blitzen has a truck with a phony inspection
These are the crimes that get no attention

Security impurity was surely an obscurity
Chow chow down, milk n' cookies all around
Assuredly referring to and learning all the earning
Chow chow down, milk n' cookies all around
Yeah, the elves themselves know well, don't tell I
Chow chow down, milk n' cookies all around
Come back to me, the factory is actively disastering
Chow chow down, milk n' cookies all around

Still don't really know what I've been trying to do
But yeah I'm real, here I'm new, I'm part of Santa's crew
But the elves don't like what we used to to
Ran away but not today, I'm finding all of you (Ha-ha-ha-ha)

Still don't really know what I've been trying to do
But yeah I'm real, here I'm new, I'm part of Santa's crew
But the elves don't like what we used to to
Ran away but not today, I'm finding all of you (Ha-ha-ha)
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Writer: Leonard Laugh
Copyright: Lyrics © Silly Song Records




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Language: English
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