Hey baby, I see you, and
I know what you wanna do
Why don't you come out and take a littledive with me
Yeah, sitting there right next to me
I know it's where you wanna be, because
I wanna be Immoral and illegal and unethical with you
Well, let me hold your hand while we walk
Take my jacket off while we talk
You seem a little tense, let me touch your neck right there
You got three kids, I got two
Hey babe, I think we know what we wanna do
I wanna get immoral and illegal and unethical with you
Like a modern day, Bonnie and Clyde
We're gonna take a trip, a little trip to the wild side
Maybe knock off some banks and maybe run from the law
We'll have a couple laughs before it's all gone
Before we're done, we're sure gonna say,
Hey, what the hell we're doing today
I wanna get immoral and illegal and unethical with you
Hit it hard
Like a modern day, Bonnie and Clyde
We're gonna take a trip, a little trip to the wild side
Maybe knock off some banks and maybe run from the law
We'll have a couple laughs before we're all done
You keep setting me up, I keep knocking them down
Got a bad repetition from all around town
You keep hangin' with me, I hope you know how to run
From all the grey people who don't know how to have fun
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue I'm the Cat in the Hat and with my swing thing too
I wanna get illegal and immoral and unethical with you
Immoral, illegal, unethical
Illogical, wonderful, magical
I wanna get runnin' every night with you