Lamonta - All I Got for Christmas Was Stoned Lyrics

I love these holiday parties
How's the job? How's the 401K?
Getting cornered by my old pastor
Demanding answers about my lost faith
Oh great. I think that's my ex and she's here with some guy I hate
Named Greg who's a lawyer
All I want
Is just a chance to slip outside
Yeah, I'd trade in all my gifts to go get high
I swear I won't care
If I end up all alone
And all I got for Christmas was stoned
Another family gathering (why god why?)
With all these people whose names I don't know
I couldn't tell you how we're all related
But I could tell you who's here just for show
Oh no. Now someone's drunk uncle just used some words he don't know
Are super f*cking racist (Oh c'mon he f*cking knows)
All I want
Is just a chance to slip outside
Yeah, I'd trade in all my gifts to go get high
I swear I won't care
If I end up all alone
And all I got for Christmas was stoned
And all I got for Christmas was stoned
Stoned on sativa (Not Indica)
All I got for Christmas was stoned (Higher than the top of the tree)
All I got for Christmas was stoned (Please stop talking to me)
[Ho, ho, ho this party f*cking blows]
All I got for Christmas was stoned (Santa, suck my dick)
All I got for Christmas was stoned (This room's full of pricks)
All I got for Christmas was stoned (I'm about to smoke the mistletoe up in this bitch)
All I got for Christmas was stoned