lahousse - Scenarios Lyrics

One, two, three, four, five
You wrap your arms around me and it hits me like a brick
The weekend trips to the beach and our two potential kids
Move in together, all that lovey-dovey shit
Annoying everyone but we wouldn't get sick of it

I fantasize about our wedding
I dream about us kissing under the moon
But honey who am I kidding
When you're over there tripping doing
Cocaine in the bathroom

You're the definition of the bare minimum
The bar is f*cking low as shit and you still chose to limbo, man
But here I am, delusionally mad
Making up fake scenarios in my head

In my head
In my head
In my head

You made it very clear you're not boyfriend material
Still I picture us in bed eating cereal
My friends all tell me that I'm so-o delirious
Nah, god my brain cannot be serious

Romanticizing everything
I yearn for a beginning not an end
But honey who am I shitting
When you're over there stu-u-u-umbling
Hitting on my best friend

You're the definition of the bare minimum
The bar is f*cking low as shit and you still chose to limbo, man
But here I am, delusionally mad
Making up fake scenarios in my head

In my head
In my head
No
In my head

Drink like it's your favorite sport
Ask me out as a last resort
Get shitfaced and sleep till noon
Compliment me once in a blue moon
Watch my insta stories but never write back
You tell me which of my friends you would totally shag
But then you smell my hair and smirk at me
And I am just like

You're the bare minimum
But here I am, here I am

You're the definition of the bare minimum
The bar is f*cking low as shit and you still chose to limbo, man
But here I am, delusionally mad
Making up fake scenarios

You're the definition of the bare minimum
The bar is f*cking low as shit and you still chose to limbo, man
But here I am, delusionally mad
Making up fake scenarios in my