Standing there with his hands held high
Smile of victory on his face
Yeah, you won that stupid contest
Not invaded space
All my life it's always been this way
I have always been the runner-up
You'd say I finished second place
Looking at a half empty cup
Damn Damn Damn it wasn't me
But sooner or later it will be
Yeah Yeah Yeah, just wait and see
You know why?
Because I'm so much better!
The lights are dim, the bed is made
Going at it, that's for sure
Somehow I have always been
Just the guy next door
All my life it's always been this way
I have always been the "just friend"
You had so many friends, You'd say
But I'm sleeping alone in the end
Damn Damn Damn it wasn't me
But sooner or later it will be
Yeah Yeah Yeah, just wait and see
You know why?
Because I'm so much better!
Today, it's my day
Today, It's my day
Today, it's my day