La Bionda - Calling Mr. Welfare Lyrics

Well Hey, You Know That Lady On the Top Floor of My Buildin?
The Heavyset One With About Ten Children?
You May Remember Her As a Slim Honey
When Her Man Name Was Pimp Daddy Hustler Stack Money
A Big Time Drug Dealer From Around the Way
Slingin Rocks, Makin G's Everyday
He Drove a Big Fat Mercedes Benz
And Even Bought Her a Car to Perpetrate For Her Friends
It Was a Brand New Jag, With the Spoiler and Rag
And the Girl Was a Nag, Cause All She Did Was Just Brag
I Mean Baaaaaaaaaaad -- We Know Your Coat Cost a Lot
You Didn't Have to Leave On the Price Tag
And Count the Times Her Stomach Got Plump
Havin Baby After Baby By the Same Old Chump
And Then the Day Came, He Left the Dame Shamed
But Who's to Blame? Y'all Know the Name of the Game
Pimp Daddy's Wanted As He Maxes and Relaxes
She Can't Even Sue For Money, Pushers Don't Pay Taxes
So What's to Do? Oh Yeah
To Feed Ten Mouths, She Had to Call On Mr. Welfare