When I fart, it stink
When I shit, it doesn't
Man when I fart, it stink
When I shit, it doesn't
Man when I fart, it stink
When I shit, it doesn't
Man, it doesn't make sense, does it
No
Broken ass, rumor has
Farts worse than some sewer gas
But I run home, and I'm gung-ho
Shatter my toilet in my bathroom with my bunghole
Butt-hole so loud, could've swore it sung, yo
And they tell me it's the beans that I eat
That I eat
Or cause it's that I eat when I sleep
When I sleep
Maybe my stomach is a little weak
A little bit weak
Feels like I haven't pooped in a week
Yo, in a week
Science can't describe it, prescribing me everything
Under the sun, trying to hide it
Farts so violent, poop is odorless
But everyday I'm dying
Fart, stink, shit, doesn't
Fart, stink, shit, doesn't man
Fart, stink, shit, it doesn't
It doesn't matter now, does it
No
Guess I gotta do the right thing
Find out why, my farts strike like lightning
Suicide might seem a little enticing
But inside, I feel like, I could turn this into a
Weapon of mass destruction, homicide
One big fart, amplified by classified versions of
Cyanide, modified pesticides, liquefied in a glass
Purified, poured outside, ocean-side
Till I'm f*cking satisfied, no supply
Gonna die, I'm alive, horrified, terrified
Terrorize, in the middle of my thoughts
Mystified, then clarity f*cking clarified
Clarified that's it's f*cking time to die
So, step aside, while I unleash the new age genocide
Pour the f*cking virus in the ocean till it's nation-wide
And to top it off, one last fart to
End my life