Kusmania - Definition of Love Lyrics

Don't really know what it is, that drew me to you
Maybe it's your fancy style, or the smell of tuna fish
Don't really know what it means, to be in love
But I spent my whole life trying to find it, thought I'd given up
And you give me your number, and then I gave you mine
We go on a couple of dates and then I make you mine
So then some time goes by, that's when I realized
I'm gonna propose to this woman under the moon light
And so I take your hand, and you cradle mine
Said, I want to be with you forever
You said, till the end of time
And so we plan our wedding, stressing over invites
I said, I'll call your mother
She said, that ain't right
I said, what do you mean
She said, I don't know why you would ever want to call my mother
As she punched me in the eye
And then she breaks my legs, and I punch her in the face
And I fall to the ground, scream in pain, and I say

Why won't you f*cking die
Why won't you just f*cking die
Why won't you f*cking die
Cause you're better off dead than alive