[ Featuring The Gang ]
On the first day of Christmas
My mate Cliff photoshopped me
Being teabagged by Ian Huntley
On the second day of Christmas
My mate Cliff photoshopped me
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley
On the third day of Christmas
My mate Cliff photoshopped me
Fondling Fred West bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley
On the fourth day of Christmas
My mate Cliff photoshopped me
Cupping Colin Stagg fondling Fred West
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley
On the fifth day of Christmas
My mate Cliff photoshopped me
Rimming Rose West cupping Colin Stagg
Fondling Fred West bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley
On the sixth day of Christmas
My mate Cliff photoshopped me
Humping Harold Shipman rimming Rose West
Cupping Colin Stagg fondling Fred West
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley
On the seventh day of Christmas
My mate Cliff photoshopped me
Licking out Louise Woodward
Humping Harold Shipman rimming Rose West
Cupping Colin Stagg fondling Fred West
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley
On the eighth day of Christmas
My mate Cliff photoshopped me
Doinking Derrick Bird
Licking out Louise Woodward
Humping Harold Shipman rimming Rose West
Cupping Colin Stagg fondling Fred West
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley
On the ninth day of Christmas
My mate Cliff photoshopped me
Fudding Foxy Knoxy doinking Derek Bird
Licking out Louise Woodward
Humping Harold Shipman rimming Rose West
Cupping Colin Stagg fondling Fred West
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley
On the tenth day of Christmas
My mate Cliff photoshopped me
Rodgering Raoul Moat fudding Foxy Knoxy
Doinking Derek Bird
Licking out Louise Woodward
Humping Harold Shipman rimming Rose West
Cupping Colin Stagg fondling Fred West
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My mate Cliff photoshopped me
Bukkakeing Beverley Allit
Rodgering Raoul Moat fudding Foxy Knoxy
Doinking Derek Bird
Licking out Louise Woodward
Humping Harold Shipman rimming Rose West
Cupping Colin Stagg fondling Fred West
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My mate Cliff photoshopped me
Mounting Maxine Carr
Bukkakeing Beverley Allit
Rodgering Raoul Moat fudding Foxy Knoxy
Doinking Derek Bird
Licking out Louise Woodward
Humping Harold Shipman rimming Rose West
Cupping Colin Stagg fondling Fred West
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley
