My mom is quite nice - she's neighborly and nourishing
She's got a nautical soul, she's got a natural role for being negotiable
She's got a nutritive touch, she's got a nutty side and nonchalant pride
She can make needless rules but she's never neglectful and she's nonjudgmental
My mom, she's not nettlesome, nightmarish or nefarious
But she can be naïve sometimes and nostalgic for the older times
My mom is neat and nacreous, her knowledge is so nebulous
She's nifty and she's nosy, no-nonsense, no-frills and noetic
And most importantly, let's not forget that she
Is
A
Newfie