Kompromat - Where Is Everybody? Lyrics

Where am I? Why am I here?
Do they know who I am? Do they have any idea(r)?
This is my bed? Oh, right. I'm in jail
Roy'll get me out! He doesn't fail!

What time is it? This is like a dream
First one I've ever had. Makes me wanna scream
Who's fault is this? Wait-it's getting clear
The Deep State and Google, they put me here

My good friend Vlad, he's gonna fix it for me
Strongest man in the world! He's gonna set me free

This is the best prison. My best friends are here
But no gold toilets. No people to cheer
I need a phone! I need to tweet!
Tell all my fans to start shooting in the street!

How did this happen after the great job I did?
I got an A-plus! That's what everybody said
I'm President for Life. Everybody voted for me!
Biggest win ever! Fake news is my enemy!

My pal Kim Jong Un, he's gonna make it right
Shoot a missile at the New York Times, I'll be back in the White House tonight

Oh mommy, daddy, aren't you so proud of me?
Please take me home from this military academy

I made the country great, but it's not great now
Without me, who cares anyhow?
They've undrained the swamp, let foreigners in
And the worst thing of all, they forgot how to win

Where are you Roy? Where are you Vlad?
Where are you little Kim? This is getting so sad
Where is my daddy? Where is my mom?
I'm getting killed here! this is my Vietnam!

Where are you Ivanka? Ivanka? Why don't you come and see me?
Where are you Ivanka? Ivanka!
What are you wearing?