Kompromat - Russian Agent Man Lyrics

There is a cat who claims to be a rich man
Says he's really huge in real estate
Says he owns properties all over the world
And that his business is doing great

Turns out he stiffed a lot of people
Turns out he didn't pay his way
Turns out he used illegal workers
And there's plenty more that I could say

The banks in his home country eighty-sixed him
That's not so good if you're in real estate
But then Mother Russia gave him comfort
And once again he could operate

They made him a Russian agent man
He's now a Russian agent man
He does just what they say
He don't get to have his way
He's like Prince Albert in a can

What's weird is, some people like him
They see him as their overlord
They think he's tough but in reality
He's just a cocktail onion on a Russian sword

His job-he has no choice but to take it
It's to sell his little minions to their foe
But they're already in such deep bondage
When it happens, they won't even know

They made him a Russian agent man
He's now a Russian agent man
He does just what they say
He don't get to have his way
He's like Prince Albert in a can
He just kinda gets to play that he's okay
You can smell his fear a mile away
He knows he's going down one day....