Some say he's mentally ill
Some say he's dumb as a bug
Some say he must be demented
Some say it must be a drug
Some say it's mutant self-love
I say it's all the above
His brain is twisted from Fox
His brain is twisted from tweeting
He had a bad mom and dad
It's all the burgers he's eating
Some say it's mutant self-love
Uhh, all the above
Sure there are some who think he's the best
But they're a bunch of bigots and they're not too bright
He's their mighty cult leader, authority figure, KKK wizard
And he's sorta white
He's an obstructer of justice
He's a Kremlin colluder
He's a grabber of pussies
A dressing-room intruder
Some say it's mutant self-love
I say it's all the above
He's a cheater at golf
A chiseler and a thief
A pathological liar
A man without a belief
He's full of mutant self-love
Yes, sir-all the above
Sure there are some who gave him their vote
But they are all screwed up, their self-esteem is low
They think he's the only one who isn't a fake
They're the same kinda morons who dug his phony TV show
Some say he's mentally ill
Some say he's dumb as a bug
Some say he must be demented
Some say it must be a drug
Some say it's mutant self-love
Whoo! All the above!