Kirk Moore - Puns Full Groan (Parody of Old Town Road) Lyrics

I'm gonna tell these puns til they are full groan
I'm the king of the puns - you know
I'm gonna tell these puns til they are full groan
I'm the king of the puns - you know

I got a joke about some paper, but it's tearable you see
And I can put down that book about that anti gravity
I started sleeping in the fireplace. I sleep just like a log
Anything is paw-sible when you have a dog

Can't nobody stop me punnin' - Can't stop me punnin'
Can't nobody stop me punnin' - Can't stop me punnin'

The rotation of earth - It really makes my day
Why was that frisbee was getting bigger - Then it hit me (In the face)
Wrote a song about tortillas - But it's really just a rap
You know that I'm a legend - You should put me on a map

Can't nobody stop me punnin' - Can't stop me punnin'
Can't nobody stop me punnin' - Can't stop me punnin'

I'm gonna tell these puns til they are full groan
I'm the king of the puns - you know
I'm gonna tell these puns til they are full groan
I'm the king of the puns - you know

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest
I got a joke about construction- I'm still working on it here
There's a restaurant on the moon - great food no atmosphere
To keep telling puns - that is my intent (Ion)
The shovel surely was a ground breaking invent (Ion)
I'm gonna tell these puns til they are full groan
I'm the king of the puns it's knownI

I'm gonna tell these puns til they are full groan
I'm the king of the puns - you know
I'm gonna tell these puns til they are full groan
I'm the king of the puns - it's known