Okay, so these are called "Pain Series" poems.
It's very easy to write a Pain Series poem; all you have to do â?? there's just two rules.
The â?? it has to begin and end with the word "ow,"
And it has to be about some kind of pain or discomfort of some kind.
Okay? So, the first one is called "Hot Coffee."
Ow! That's f*cking hot! F*ck! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Shit f*ck piss Christ!
Jesus piss Christ â?? f*ck shit piss f*ck.
That is hot f*cking coffee!
Are you f*cking nuts? Ow! Ow!
That is f*cking hot!
What the f*ck is wrong with you? Ow!