I will tell you how it is
The things a man will miss
He is all alone
When no beard has grown
No worries, we offer a solution
She says behave
You have to shave
But after a trim
Your mood becomes grim
Forget what you've learned
You deserve what you earned
Let her face what she's feared
And put on your beard
Put on your beard
She says it will tickle
But she won't give a nickel
Now a thing will be revealed so funny
She will think you're oh so yummy
Put on your beard