Kevin Muller - The Idol of LJ Lyrics

Five months ago, it began
Season number two
Brought out many a fan
And twelve contestants too
Find a note taped to a tree
Make Sweeney Todd fans make a fuss
From Assville, U.S.A
To MTA 'R Us
Eleven fell like rain
But one withstood the pain

Mary, Mary Hanrahan (she is the victor)
Mary, Mary Hanrahan (a clear-cut winner)
Strong and determined to stay
She was ready to play
The Idol of LJ

Three months in, it fell
Everyone dropped out
The judges down the well
The host began to pout
Diana, Sebbie, Sam
One by one they lost
Names, boards and socks
Dominick was tossed
Three left in the game
Only one could have the fame

Mary, Mary Hanrahan (she is the victor)
Mary, Mary Hanrahan (a clear-cut winner)
Strong and determined to stay
She was ready to play
The Idol of LJ

When the votes were in
Rebecca had to go
And only two remained
Pet_the_zebu and quite_so
Looking back, one might ask
Why Kristina didn't win
It's because she never had
The love deep within
For the greatest show online
The one that was mine

Mary, Mary Hanrahan (she is the victor)
Mary, Mary Hanrahan (a clear-cut winner)
Strong and determined to stay
She was ready to play
The Idol of LJ