Kermit Jagger
He's a bragger
Gonna bag her
Kermit Jagger
Whoa
Whoa, oh-oh-oh
Whoa
Whoa, oh-oh-oh
Kermit Jagger
He's all alone
Kermit Jagger
And he just wants a loan
Kermit Jagger
He's a bragger
Gonna bag her
Kermit Jagger
A uh... a frog goes into a bank to get a loan
"Ehh, what's your name?"
"Kermit!"
"You're not Kermit The Frog."
"No, no, no. I was named after him.
The name's Kermit Jagger
My Dad's Mick Jagger, and my mother was a frog
He f*cked a frog."
Kermit Jagger
He's all alone
Kermit Jagger
And he just wants a loan
Kermit Jagger
He f*cked a frog
Kermit Jagger
And he just needs love