Kenny Maness - My Shiny Teeth and Me Lyrics

When I'm feeling lonely
Sad as I can be
All by myself on an uncharted island in an endless sea
What makes me happy
Fills me up with glee
Those bones in my jaw that don't have a flaw
My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth that twinkle, just like the stars in space
My shiny teeth that sparkle, adding beauty to my face
My shiny teeth that glisten, just like a Christmas tree
You know they'd walk a mile just to see me smile
My shiny teeth and me

Yes, they're all so perfect
So white and pearly
Brush, gargle, rinse, a couple breath mints
My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth so awesome, just like your favorite song
My shiny teeth I floss 'em, so they'll grow to be real strong
My shiny teeth I love them
And they all love me
Why would I talk to you when I've got thirty-two
Woo
My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth that twinkle, just like the stars in space
My shiny teeth that sparkle, adding beauty to my face
My shiny teeth that glisten, just like a Christmas tree
You know they'd walk a mile just to see me smile
My shiny teeth and me
My shiny teeth and me